Eyewitness: Wall of Water 2.8 Centimeter High

In The Independent, Environment Editor Geoffrey Lean reports an environmental catastrophe:

Rising seas, caused by global warming, have for the first time washed an inhabited island off the face of the Earth. The obliteration of Lohachara island, in India's part of the Sundarbans where the Ganges and the Brahmaputra rivers empty into the Bay of Bengal, marks the moment when one of the most apocalyptic predictions of environmentalists and climate scientists has started coming true.

So let’s see… The island is in the delta of a river system than drains 1/3 of the monsoon-soaked Indian subcontinent and is subject to routine flooding, storm surges and tsunamis from the Bay of Bengal, so obviously it was global warming. Of course! I could write the news release myself:

....Survivors describe the horror of being forced to stand on tippy-toe as a wall of water 2.8 centimeters high swept across this bucolic island paradise. Rescuers with squeegees and paper towels documented a catastrophic dampness that ultimately doomed efforts to stabilize the area...